Bad puns

[Cryptobiose]

Hi people

J'ai une passion dévorante pour les mauvais jeux de mots en anglais, aka bad puns.

En français, ça me fait rire aussi, mais pour une raison qui m'échappe, ça me fait beaucoup plus marrer en anglais.

Comme il y a pas mal d'anglophones ici, et d'amateurs de jeux de mots, je propose ce topic dédié aux jeux de mots pourris en anglais.

Cela peut prendre la forme de petits comics ou de jokes verbales, peu importe, du moment que c'est en anglais, que ça contient un jeu de mot, et que c'est pourri

Let's go !

Pour la démonstration de la mécanique de la bad pun

- i am a frayed knot / i am affraid not
- je suis un noeud effiloché / j'ai bien peur que non

hinhinhin (oué c'est pourri, mais bon, c'est le but lol)

[G.O.B.]

C'est nul je sais

[Cryptobiose]

Hinhinhin

[G.O.B.]

I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman "That's a big rock!".
"Boulder", he replied.
So I puffed out my chest and shouted "Look at that enormous rock over there!!!"

boulder/bolder...

[Cryptobiose]

[Cryptobiose]

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

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Hears a Joke: *laughs hysterically*.
Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.

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55° longitude got really upset one day and yelled
“I’ll never be the prime meridian!!”
Then the equator was all
“Not with that Latitude”

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Those half human, half horses really annoy me.
They always want to be the centaur of attention.

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“Knock knock”.
“Who’s there?”
“Broken pencil”.
“Broken pencil, who?”
“Oh, nevermind. It’s pointless”.

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[jutana]

[quote="Atom"]

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[Cryptobiose]

What's a Dijon-Vu ?
That odd feeling you get that you’ve tasted this mustard once before.

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There were two cats. One two three, an American cat. And un deux trois, a French cat.
The two cats had a race that included a swimming portion.
The American cat won because the un deux trois quatre cinq.

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I don’t think we give the oceans enough credit, they’re so polite, always waving at people.

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How does nasa organise a party ?
They planet.

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It’s the worst thing when you pun and no one realizes it.
It makes me feel so disapunted !

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[Flower]

Bon, je n'ai pas compris celui sur les chats...

[G.O.B.]

quatre cinq / cat sank

More Atome !

[Flower]

Merci G.O.B!

[G.O.B.]

[Cryptobiose]

Hihihi

[Cryptobiose]

What do you call a vampire psychiatrist?
Forever Jung ^^

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How do mitochondria communicate?
Using a cell phone.

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At first, I didn't like my beard.
Then it grew on me.

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I hate Russian dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.

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What kind of pants do geneticists wear?
Jeans.

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I don’t understand people who pay hundred of dollars on perfume.
They have no common scents.

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Good night people,

Hinhinhinhinhin

[freeshost]

Fifty cents ? It makes no sense !

Get the billion, you'll play billards !

Don't poke the joker. Poker is a joke.

The bear is drinking beers when his peer is eating pears.

A cup of tea is never a guarantee. Your ball can always fall from the tee.